Freak Wently Assed Kestions

How can you have a FWAK section when nobody asked you any questions?
Shut up. It's my blog. Go break something somewhere else.

Why did you even start this blog?
Lady Penelope made me do it.

What's up with the name?
For quite some time most of the people in my life (i.e. spouse, kids, co-workers) would only speak to me if they needed something. So my first question...
Also, all the post titles are answers to this question.

No. I meant the other one.
It's a play on words. I am not actually a frozen geological feature.

Can anyone stand you?
I have known Mrs. Icy for 21 years and been married to her for 19 of them (as of 2008). I have two sons, Hilltopper and Water Dog. They all have to love me. I'm not sure about anyone else.