Voice: Please hold for the questions-whose-answers-are-an-emphatic-yes-asking surgeon.
Icy Mt.: Oh. Kay.
Surgeon: Hi buddy. Do you want some good news?
Icy Mt.: Yes [emphatically].
Surgeon: All of your pathology is back and it is all negative.
Icy Mt.: [excitedly]So that means...
Surgeon: You do not have the slightest trace of cancer.
Icy Mt.: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! (ouch)
Surgeon: Are you OK?
Icy Mt.: YES. [more emphatically]
Surgeon: Alright. When is our next appointment?
Icy Mt.: You don't kn...of course...October 3rd.
Surgeon: Excellent. Heal up and I'll see you then. Goodbye.
Icy Mt.: [hangs up and runs for email]
I am cured. Unlike Delmer's Cure, I don't have to wonder about it at all. I received a phone call about 12 hours ago.
In other news, you can tell from the post times that I am getting a bit more sleep. That will also improve your worldview. I have also watched 57 movies in the last week in my quest to stay still and thus heal as fast as possible so as to enjoy as much of my recovery time in a pain free manner. Results: The Scorpion King 2: Rise of a Warrior sucks ass even in Blu-Ray. If you are doped to the gills on painkillers, Cloverfield is very scary and surprisingly good.
5 years ago
5 comments:
That is really very excellent news! Umm...you are going to carry on with the blog when you're all better, aren't you? *whistles*
LP-Maybe...if stuff keeps coming to me. It very cathartic to have a place to dump stuff. I couldn't care less is anyone reads it.
Yay!!! good for you!!!!
DB-Thank you. I am somewhat relieved.
Congrats on the cancer-free news.
I'm glad to hear you are feeling better.
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